Contrarian Corner
  1. Steal Something Day
  2. Blueprint For Reformism:
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For this reason we have set up this Contrarian section. This is where we intend to stock verbatim reports and links that point up contrary views and criticism on the BND concept and its execution. It is our expectation that some of this may at times be unjust, some possibly uniformed, and some little more than blatant advertisements for the mind sets and contrary preferences of the authors. But there may well be more to it than that, and that is why we feel that this is such an important part of the whole. The BND movement is still nascent and diverse. It can be improved, and one of the ways of doing this will be to listen to what others have to say. Even if we may not like it the first time around.

To get the ball rolling, we produce whole hog (as it were) a call for an international Steal Something Day, together with an article from a college paper which digs right into our Adbuster friends and this whole way of going about things. Hey! It's a big house.


Steal Something Day

  • Participate by participating!
  • A shameless 24-hour stealing spree!
For the past eight years, a few self-described "culture jammers" from Adbusters Magazine have dubbed the last Friday in November "Buy Nothing Day."

From their stylish home base in Vancouver's upscale suburb of Kitsilano, the Adbusters' brain trust has encouraged conscientious citizens worldwide to "relish [their] power as a consumer to change the economic environment." In their words, Buy Nothing Day "[p]roves how empowering it is to step out of the consumption stream for even a day." The geniuses at Adbusters have managed to create the perfect feel-good, liberal, middle-class activist non-happening. A day when the more money you make, the more influence you have (like every other day). A day which, by definition, is insulting to the millions of people worldwide who are too poor or marginalized to be considered "consumers." It's supposed to be a 24-hour moratorium on spending, but ends up being a moralistic false-debate about whether or not you should really buy that loaf of bread today or ... wait for it ... tomorrow!

Well, this year, while the Adbusters cult enjoys yet another Buy Nothing Day, accompanied by their fancy posters, stickers, TV and radio advertisements and slick webpages, a few self-described anarcho-situationists from Montreal's East End are inaugurating Steal Something Day. Unlike Buy Nothing Day, when people are asked to "participate by not participating," Steal Something Day demands that we "participate by participating." Instead of downplaying or ignoring the capitalists, CEOs, landlords, small business tyrants, bosses, PR hacks, yuppies, media lapdogs, corporate bureaucrats, politicians and cops who are primarily responsible for misery and exploitation in this world, Steal Something Day demands that we steal from them, without discrimination.

The Adbusters' intelligentsia tell us that they're neither "left nor right," and have proclaimed a non-ideological crusade against overconsumption. Steal Something Day, on the other hand, identifies with the historic and contemporary resistance against the causes of capitalist exploitation, not its symptoms. If you think overconsumption is scary, wait until you hear about capitalism and imperialism. Unlike the misplaced Buy Nothing Day notion of consumer empowerment, Steal Something Day promotes empowerment by urging us to collectively identify the greedy bastards who are actually responsible for promoting misery and boredom in this world. Instead of ignoring them, Steal Something Day encourages us to make their lives as uncomfortable as possible. As we like to say in Montreal: deranger les riches dans leurs niches!

And remember, we're talking about stealing, not theft. Stealing is just. Theft is exploitative. Stealing is when you take a yuppie's BMW for a joyride, and crash into a parked Mercedes just for the hell of it. Theft is when you take candy from a baby's mouth. Stealing is the re-distribution of wealth from rich to poor Theft is making profits at the expense of the disadvantaged and the natural environment. Stealing is an unwritten a tax on the rich. Theft is taxing the poor to subsidize the rich. Stealing is nothing more than a tax on the rich. There is solidarity in stealing, but property is nothing but theft.

  • So, don't pay for that corporate newspaper, but steal all of them from the box.
  • Get some friends together and go on a "shoplifting "spree at the local chain supermarket or upscale mall.
  • With an even larger mob, get together and steal from the local chain book or record store.
  • Pilfer purses and wallets from easily identified yuppies and business persons.
  • Skip out on rent.
  • Get a credit card under a fake name and don't pay.
  • Keep what you can use, and give away everything else in the spirit of mutual aid that is the hallmark of Steal Something Day.

Download our poster from http://tao.ca/~lombrenoire, make copies and stick it up wherever you can. And don't forget, send your scamming and stealing tips to us at . See you next Steal Something Day which, unlike Buy Nothing, happens every day of the year.

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Blueprint For Reformism:

A Critique of the Politics of Anti-Consumerism, Meme Warfare and Culture Jamming in Adbusters Magazine

by Tom Keefer
The author posted this article on the BND List on 11 December 1999 with the following cover note: "I wrote this for the last issue of the Peak, the Guelph campus alternative paper and thought it might be relevant to some folks on these lists. You are welcome to reprint it as long as you credit the piece and I can send it to you in pdf format with a wicked ass layout if you can't be bothered to lay it out again... Feedback and comments are also more than welcomed. tom@tao.ca"
"The revolution will not be right back after a message
about a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live."

Gil Scott-Heron: "The revolution will not be televised" (1974)

Last week on Nov 27th, our university campus saw the staging of a campaign for Buy Nothing Day', a campaign sponsored by Adbusters, a publication of the Media Foundation. For many on the left, the Media Foundation, it's quarterly publication Adbusters, and it's campaigns around International Buy Nothing Day' and TV Turnoff Week' are basically where it's at in terms of resistance to the corporate takeover of our society. Indeed, the last several years have seen great improvements in terms of the slickness, circulation and political currency of Adbusters magazine and the promotion of its "new" ideology of "anti-consumerism".

Arguing that we have reached new limits in terms of the corporate commodification of all aspects of our lives, Adbusters has published very important social criticisms of the tight media control exercised by corporations and the decadence of Western consumer society. But unfortunately, while denouncing the excesses of consumer capitalism, the social criticism and political activism of Adbusters has fallen far short of the kind of penetrating vision and struggle based politics needed to challenge the status quo and to build mass movements of resistance to corporatism.

In recent issues of their magazine, Adbusters seems to have made some moves to recognize the importance of "revolutionary politics" to change the world. Perhaps goaded on by the Asian economic crisis and the near revolutionary situation in Indonesia, the Fall 1998 issue of Adbusters magazine is entitled "Blueprint for a Revolution" and is filled with "revolutionary" prescriptions for social change.

Yet despite adapting revolutionary rhetoric and repackaging glossy pictures of Indonesian student protests, the liberal politics of Adbusters have come shining through as exemplified by their near total contempt of the power of ordinary people create revolutionary change. There are three main parts to the analysis that has led Adbusters to this political dead end: their privileging of resistance in the individual act of consumption over the collective organization of production, their view of revolution as consisting of a purely subjective and highly individualized mindshift, and their insistence that the "revolution" will be made on behalf of the masses by a small group of "culture jammers".

One of Adbuster's main responses to the corporatization of our planet and the rapid destruction of the life-giving resources of the natural world has been to call for people to abstain from consuming. Hence, a major part of Adbusters' "radical" activism has been the organizing of an "International Buy Nothing Day" to serve as a "moratorium on consumer spending" which could bring capitalism to its knees. The power of this day, Adbusters explains, is that several hundred activists are taking anti-corporate messages to the streets and malls of North America and Europe, and that an "estimated one million people world wide fail to consume".

Now, I don't doubt the sincerity of the folks organizing Buy Nothing Day, but the idea that this day is somehow "radical" and "revolutionary" needs some serious examining. For most of this century and the last, we've had what are in effect, countless "Buy Nothing Days" that have involved hundreds of millions of people, but which have left capitalism untouched. These Buy Nothing Days are called Sundays', and although they happen every week who could seriously claim that they bring the revolution any closer?

Another problem of the politics of "Buy Nothing Day", is that it appeals primarily to the affluent sons and daughters of the middle classes who seek to assuage their liberal guilt by not throwing away their money that day. Other than rubbing middle class privilege into the faces of the poor and downtrodden for whom "buy nothing days" aren't exactly causes of celebration, Adbusters ignores the crucial fact that power in any society comes from the point of production- where society is constantly being created and re-created.

Capitalist production disciplines, unites and organizes an ever increasing number of workers from all races, genders, sexualities, and nationalities, and by its increasingly irrational manner makes obvious how much we need a democratically planned and free society. Capitalist consumption on the other hand, individualizes, divides, and isolates working people, all the time reinforcing the oppressive values of the status quo.

To get a sense of the power that can be exerted by direct action at the point of production, one just has to look at something like the last GM strike in North America, where literally a few hundred workers striking at a single plant were able to force one of the largest corporations in the world to the bargaining table and made them lose hundreds of millions of dollars. The power of working people to take control of their lives and use their political power for positive change can also be seen in how dock workers around the world refused to load goods destined for South Africa during the Apartheid years, or more recently in the massive strikes and factory occupations which have swept South Korea over the last several years.

Adbusters has some funny ideas about what a revolution is and how "revolution" is made. Forget the old cliche of the unwashed masses rising up in all their millions and running things for a change. Revolution a la Adbusters, is one in which the squeaky clean, upwardly mobile, middle class techno-yuppies will liberate us all by deploying their "macromemes and metamemes" (according to Adbusters, these memes are "the core ideas without which a sustainable future is unthinkable".) From the Spring 1998 editorial:

"You don't need a million people to start a revolution. You just need a passionate minority who sees the light, smells the blood, and pulls off a set of well-coordinated social marketing strategies By being ready, waiting for the ripe moments and then jamming in unison, a global network of 500 jammers could pull the coup off"

So is this what their vision of revolution comes down to? Not a revolution in which millions of people rise up and recover their humanity by organizing together to retake what is theirs, but a well-coordinated social marketing strategy' spoon-fed to the masses by a network of "500 jammers"? I can't imagine that the students and workers currently being shot down in the streets of Jakarta would take too well to this statement, but then again, maybe they'd have a fundamental disagreement with Adbusters about what constitutes a "revolution".

For Adbusters, "the next revolution: -WWIII- will be waged inside your head. It will be as Marshall McLuhan predicted a guerrilla informational war Meme Warfare- not race, gender or class warfare- will drive the next revolution" So any of you out of the 6 billion people out there who think that your lousy situation in the world might have to do with the neo-colonialism, imperialism, poverty, racism, homophobia or sexism of capitalist society, you're wrong. You see, according to Adbusters, the real war is actually going on in our heads, or more exactly in the heads of a handful of mostly white, mostly middle or upper class men manipulating glizty anti-ads in the richest and most well off countries of the world.

While Adbusters appropriates the Situationalists' view of capitalist society as a spectacle', they fall right back into the trap of just providing another "cool" spectacle for people to consume. Now, a revolutionary meme message on TV that pokes fun at the broadcasting of the corporations is all fine and well, but it does nothing without the mass organization and direction of the people themselves. A major project of Adbusters's Media Foundation has been to buy airtime to run anti-consumer ads on the major TV networks in North America.

When all is said and done, the multi billion dollar media conglomerates have little problem taking the tens of thousands of dollars that it costs for Adbusters' thirty seconds of fame. The corporate elites gain by having the activist resources of Adbusters going to their pockets and not to the cash strapped grassroots movements organizing for change, and they know that as long as they control the airways they can easily cancel or subvert the anti-ads should matters get out of hand.

If "revolutionary" politics don't actively challenge the control that the ruling elite has over the means of social and ideological production in our society, (i.e. by physically taking over and democratizing the factories, offices, and mass media institutions) they are not in fact revolutionary.

We should not underestimate the corporate power structures ability to subvert and expropriate symbols of resistance. One only has to look at the Body Shop's "Activist" perfume, Bell Canada's "student power" saving plan, the Che Guevera Soda Pop, or Nike's commercials featuring the "ground activist" to see how corporations are able to appropriate even the minimal amount of resistance going on today. Should it be proven to increase sales, there's no limit to the levels of revolutionary hipness' corporations will sink to.

The contradictions of Adbusters show themselves in other ways than just trying to buy advertising from the corporations they claim to despise. In a section of their "Blueprint for a Revolution" entitled "the soulless corporation" Adbusters state "trying to rehabilitate a corporation, urging it to behave responsibly is a fool's game". In typical contradictionary style their next sentence reads "the only way to change the behavior of a corporation is to recode it; rewrite its charter; reprogram it" i.e. they have just suggested the reform of corporations- the "fool's game" they denounced but one sentence earlier.

To "recode", "rewrite", or "reprogram" a corporation is to try and reform it, and it is profoundly non-revolutionary in its long term results. We need to realize that the exploitation and oppression caused by corporations are irreconcilably linked to the capitalist system which is destroying our world. In conjunction with an international revolutionary movement for social justice, human rights, and democratic control over all productive forces of society, corporations should be recognized as incompatible with human freedom and abolished, not reformed or rehabilitated.

Adbusters is a well produced and slick magazine that effectively reveals the destructive impact being made upon our world by corporate elites. However, as a guide to the kind of action needed to overcome those elites and lay the foundations of a new society based on human liberation and social justice, Adbusters fails to do anything but provide a blueprint for top down reformism under a thin veneer of hip phraseology.


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